Pyrowman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Doctor, Doctor!]

One needs to come with a really smart or strong build-up to get away with a cancer punch line. You, however, didn't even come close.

[Paraphernalia]

Ah yes, I remember this one! Love it! Damn you and that Calarts school of yours! *shakes fist* Damn you for making me feel so inferior as a fellow animation student!

[Extereme skaters]

It wasn't good, but that's ok. None of us start off with a good animation.

Advice? Well, I guess the best advice is to keep practising until your fingers bleed. Animating is hard work. Try to experiment with spacing (speed of motion), timing, more detail, actual character designs and interesting backgrounds. Also, look at other animationsyou like and how the artist has drawn his animation. Analyze the poses and the spacing between frames. Keep it up!

[Poontah!]

Awesome facial expressions

I've heard a slightly different version of this joke, wherein there was only one guy and 'Poontah' was an orgy with all the women of the tribe (which was actually the whole tribe, since it consisted of females only). After having chosen 'Poontah' 5 times, the man is exhausted and weak. He chooses Death. "Okay...", said the head of the tribe, "...but first Poontah!

The animation was fluid and beautiful! I loved the exaggerated movement and the rubbery facial expressions. Your work is very inspiring!

[An Animation Revolution]

I didn't like it.

Not NEARLY enough beating!

[Love on the Beach]

Horrible.

I don't understand how this made the front page. The story was bad, the voices were bad, the animation was flawed, the drawings were more crooked than a Egon Schiele portrait and the excessive use of pantie and cleavage shots and was just pathetic. Using anime style is never a good idea, since it shows you are uncreative and have no style of your own. Also, for the love of god, do some research in anatomy and poses for your next animation, because the figures you drew were just laughable.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Good use of kinetic text, excellent voice acting!

My god, I can't even remember when I laughed this hard! Deven Mack, if you read this, really, you did an excellent job here, man! Ugh, I think I broke a rib when I heard you pronounce "beacuase"...

[Africa Dudes]

What?

Don't you have jobs or something?

[No More Tricks]

Really? Really...

Oh, silly homophobic America... This is why the world hates you.

[Awesome Reach]

What? I can't even... WHAT?!

I don't know what the hell just happened, but now I'm SURE I'll never play any HALO game!

Nice animation by the way!