Pyrowman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Crotchless Chaps]

You succeeded alright...

Well, one thing's for sure. You sure know how to apply your own tips on 'how to succeed on NewGrounds'. You reached frontpage with it! Kudo's for that! Honestly, I didn't like it at all. The story was nice, and I don't mind bad language, hell I support it! But your excessive and unneeded use of it is a bit too much for me. Call me a sissy, but I don't see the reason why 50% of the script should contain cusses and curses. The animation was sweet, though! Shit, my lip-syncing isn't even 10% as good!

BiffTheTimid responds:

Aww, no love from Holland. I'd say only about 25% percent of the script had cusses and curses, but I see your point. Glad you liked it enough to give it a 6, so booyah~!

[Baby Browning Ep1]

Whoa...ok...

Ok, the animation, audio and originality are all ok. The concept is a bit risky, not to mention...disgusting... But you probably knew that form the beginning, and still continued. good for you, kudo's for that!

Oh, and it's good to see something radical every now and then. I'm fed up with those egoraptor rip-offs, pixel marios and penis jokes.

[Retro Xmas]

Pitwhat?

Pitfall! So thát was the name of that game I had for the Commodore 64 that didn't make any sense! I just couldn't figure out how to play the danm thing. (it was probaby because I was 6 years old back then and couldn't speak a word English)
Thank you for helping me remember, now I will dowload a C64 emulator and Pitfall (1 or 2) and beat that rotten (but apparently a good) game!
Oh, and, nice animation, the car jackin' cracked me up!

[Awesome Center Redux]

Hahaha! XD

Whoa, that IS quite and O face!

Excuse me while I pick my ass up.

[Blockhead: Quick Shot 2]

Mine didn't come with a stylus holder...

Hey! A whole new animation style! Looks great mr. Swain!

[Baman Piderman]

Hehe

I've watched it about 5 times now, and it's still funny! Good job!

[How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2]

Joke or not...

...you're totally right. There are so many unoriginal movies submitted on NG, it's just not funny anymore. I mean, 1 crappy parody movie I can handle, but they all seem to have at least 3 fuckin' sequals! But the most annoying shit of all are stick-figure animations! Stick-figure animations are a product of lazyness! I mean, sure, it's a good way to practice, but let's keep it that way, a way to practice! And don't let me get started about sprite animations!
By the way, nice to see I'm not the only one who hates the movies made by the "Scary Movie crew". They've really outdone themselves with "Meet the Spartans", a real TotW if you ask me.

[Spaceships]

haha :D

This reminds me of Freddy Got Fingered... It's like a Tom Green-ish kind of humor... Great job C:

[Charlie the Unicorn 2]

It this true?! A sequal?!

Yes it is! And it was terribly funny! :D